Disclaimer and Copyright statement
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Informations are provided for free, for a personal or educational
purpose only, without ANY WARRANTY.
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Informations (html pages, images, software,...)
presented are all copyright 1994-1999 by Laurent Demailly.
All rights reserved.
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Please contact author for
any other use (including but not limited to:
publications in newspapers or magazines, images or pages copying for
redistribution for profit, etc...) or modification of the resources
provided
Fun Disclaimer:
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance
to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where
prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank
number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during
shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or
implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB
approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to
affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use
other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not
disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists,
consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if
eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times
approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the
United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a
complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For
off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases
look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco
ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which
seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not
affiliated with the American Red Cross. Warranty void if serviced by
non-authorized personnel. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for
television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver
without postage. This can contains a head-enhancing device; do not
shake vigorously. List was current at time of printing. Return to
sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not
responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages
resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At
participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Don't try this in your
living room; these are trained professionals. Penalty for private
use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early
withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket
pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your
receipt. Add toner. Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Place stamp here. Avoid
contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is
properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Out to lunch.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families
are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some
questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure
prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for
this engagement. No purchase necessary. May be hazardous to health if
consumed in excessive quantities. Not responsible for typographical
errors. No returns unless defective. Processed at location stamped
in code at top of carton. Don't even think about parking here.
Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated
area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Do not
put the base of this ladder on frozen manure. Approved for
veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some
equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian
coins. Not recommended for children. Under penalty of law, this tag
not to be removed except by consumer. Prerecorded for this time
zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol,
dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant
package, not for resale. Le thon c'est bon. List at least two
alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number
before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks
mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes
only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record
additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a
registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No
transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold
by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. This supersedes all
previous notices.
Why ?
I don't like all the legalese garbage but It seems that with
the tendency those days from some people to make money out of free Internet
services, some statements was to be made... Recent experiences proved
it was necessary...
To sum up, the spirit is:
Feel free to fetch anything for personal interest,
but you are not allowed
to make money out of my work without asking me ! (Isn't that fair ?
Feel free to bug me by mail about those subjects)
© 1994-2009
Laurent Demailly,
Last update: Sun Oct 10 1999